Saturday, and the first Saturday of May every year is Naked Gardening Day. Since we are all self isolating it shouldn’t be a problem. Happy May Day in any case.
Our plants would go underground if they saw us "naked gardening." Don't you folks have wasps and mosquitoes? We do, and we cover up.
<sarcastic> do you have any idea how many viruses and bacteria you're exposing your self to?? no sorry, nake gardening is now illegal! It's for your own good. </sarcastic>
Shucks ! Why didn`t I read this earlier ? Too late now,, neighbors would call the police for a crazy old naked lady out in the yard !
well, i was out in the garden today and every time i bent over half my butt was showing, does that count? lol
OK, I just got inspired to ruin this song from the year 2000. Fans of the group Modern Talking would probably want to kill me for doing this... Certain bits were showing As the breeze was blowing But I will go, go, go, oh go Dandling fruits were swaying Urges are now provoking But I say no no no, oh no Still I'll try to own you How much do i need to pay Would really like to keep you But I now an forced to say No face, no name, no number Gazing at this 8th wonder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number Even during heavy thunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number But what a delightful blunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number It's time to do some plunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight Metabolisms just aren't slowing Powerful juices are flowing But I say no no no, oh no No sleep has made me drowsy But what an unforgettable story So I will go, go, go, oh go Still I'll try to own you How much do i need to pay Would really like to keep you But I now an forced to say No face, no name, no number Gazing at this 8th wonder I'm burning with desire With open cleavages in my sight No face, no name, no number Even during heavy thunder I'm burning with desire With open cleavages in my sight No face, no name, no number But what a delightful blunder I'm burning with desire With open cleavages in my sight No face, no name, no number It's time to do some plunder I'm burning with desire With open cleavages in my sight Go, go go go, go go Go, go go go, go go No face, no naaaaayme No number Gazing at this 8th wonder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number Even during heavy thunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number But what a delightful blunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight No face, no name, no number It's time to do some plunder I'm burning with desire With butt cracks in my sight I think I am going to get permanently banned from Garden Stew this time...
