Singing fish.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

    Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

    Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

    Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

    Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

    Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?
     
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  3. zuzu's petals

    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    [​IMG] ....... Oh dear ....... is it time to call a brain sturgeon? [​IMG]
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Lol,Just too funny.I needed thatlaugh.
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    very good Eileen
     



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    :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? That's a groaner.
     
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    Owwww.... tuna-fish....
     
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    cajunbelle Daylily Diva

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    This is Richard in the 1960's a group called REO Speedwagon had an album named"You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish" :setc_027:
     

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