Sometimes it's better to say "okay!"

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    My husband just picked this up from a beekeeping chat:

    This is the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadian Authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. of 1995.
    Radio conversation released by US Chief of Naval Operations Atlantic Oct. 10, 1995:

    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision

    Americans:Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North

    Canadians:Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collison

    Americans:This is the captain us a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course
    Canadians:No, I say again, you must divert YOUR course

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE MISSILE CRUISERS, THREE DESTROYERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.
    I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP

    Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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  3. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    It's funny how some stories hang around forever, they get updated every few years with new dates and names but the good ones last forever. This story has had many incarnations. Some form of it was even a one panel cartoon in a newspaper in 1931. I first read it in Reader's Digest back in the 1980's ;)
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I've read it before but still think it's great!! :D
     
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    :eek: :D :D I heard that one before also. But it is so true.
     

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