Sorry to any blondes but have to post this

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  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spreadall over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......"

    He sighed................
    "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Blimey even I'm not that thick!!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    katsback In Flower

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    Rah Ha Ha !!!
     



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  6. bethie

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    Poor blondes. Any chance they enjoy these? Well who cares, that's funny. :-D
     
  7. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    BLONDES

    Howdy, ALL;
    My current girlfriend is a blonde of whom I occasionally quip, 'Her mission in life seems to be lending credence to all the blonde jokes.'
    Hank
     
  8. PinkSun

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    hahahaha...terrible =)
     
  9. Primsong

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    Im not a blonde, I just look like I am... lol! Have to share this one with my family. :-D
     

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