An old man in Phoenix, called his son in NY and the son asked how he was doing? The father said," Your Mother and I are getting a devorce!" The son said What? And the father said after 45 years we can't stand each other so we are ending it. Call your sister in Chicago and tell her. Then he hung up. Several minutes later, the phone rang and the daughter said You are not getting divorced. Don't do anything until I get there. I will call my brother and we will be in Phoenix tomorrow afternoon and she hung up. The man turned to his wife and said, " The kids are coming for Thanksgiving and they are paying their own way!"
Well, the family may get together, but there may be fireworks for Thanksgiving, too! Good one, Captain (love your sense of humor).
