The after life.

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    This old couple were worried as to wether there was a heaven or hell and if there was any kind of after life at all. So they made a pact that whoever died first, would try to come back and let the other one know what the after life was like. Well Fred died first and he was buried. The next day Helen is setting in the living room thinking about Fred and she hears this voice. " Helen!, Helen!. Is that you Fred? Yes I have kept my promise to come back and tell you about the afterlife. She says, What's it like? Well I get up in the morning and have sex, then I eat breakfast and have more sex. Then I go to the golf course. At noon I eat lunch and then I have sex most of the afternoon. Then I eat supper and go to the golf course. I then come home and have sex and then go to sleep. Then the next day it start's all over again. Wow that truly must be heaven! Fred says No, I'm a rabbit at the Country Club !
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Good one Capt! Sounds like the rabbits around here!
     
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    I think about the after life a lot. Can't tell you how many times I go from one room to another and then think,"Now what am I here after?"
     
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    DR, all you need to do is go back to the room that you just left,--- sorry, I forgot what I was going say.
     
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    'Been thar, done that'; but the doctor said as long as you know that you are forgetting stuff, you're still o.k., it's when you've forgotten and don't know that you forgot is when you're in trouble.
     

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