What do you call it when a chameleon can't change his colors? Wait for it........ . . . . . . A Reptile Dysfunction! <rimshot>
I told Paige this riddle....asked her what you call a chameleon who can't change its colors. Her immediate answer? A Chamele-off. I thought it was not bad for a sleep-deprived, frazzled, stay at home mom of three kids under 6, especially because the baby is waking Momma up three times a night and I'm surprised she has any functional brain cells left!