The Computer Swallowed Grandma

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma,
Yes, honestly it's true,
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin,
And files of every kind,
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves,
My searches to refine,
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your "Inbox'
My grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

 

That's too funny Polly! I've lost alot of things in cyberspace, but never grandma!

 

Poor Grandma - maybe she can make a nice roast out of all that spam while she's in there. :-D