An old man went to a wizard and asked him whether he could remove a curse that he had been living with for the past 45 years. "I might be able to remove it," said the wizard, "but it would be easier to do if you could remember the exact words of the original curse." "Oh, that's no problem at all," said the man. "I remember it perfectly. It went: 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' "
ROFL!!! Hahahaha. That reminds me of a joke a friend of mine always tells... "Science has found something that makes a woman never want sex again - it's called wedding cake"
