The Government

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Election 2005


    The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a
    ROSE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
    political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
    destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of p***ks, and gives you
    a sense of security while you're actually being s***wed.
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    :D :twisted: :D :twisted: Excellent and clever to boot.
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    How did I miss this one for so long .This is soooooo funny Eileen.I hope everyone on here reads it.
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :smt044 I missed this one too! Good one Eileen!
     



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    wannabe Young Pine

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    How accurate that is Eileen. Wannabe
     
  7. sharon

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    Hee Hee. Very good.
     

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