The lawn mower.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
    I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
    When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
    "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. :D :D :D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha that's a good 'un Eileen :D It reminds me of the show Land Of The Giants :D

    He should have handed her a little cocktail umbrella to use as a parasol while she cut the grass!
     

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