The marriage counselor.

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    This couple had been married for 15 years and all they did was argue the whole 15 years. So they finally go to a counselor. He asks "What seems to be the problem?" The woman starts telling him about each and every argument that they had for 15 years. After a while the couselor gets up and walks over to the woman and gives her a long passionate kiss and she shuts up. He turns to the husband and says, " She needs that 3 times a week, can you do that?" The husband says, " I can drop her off on Mon. and Wed. , but on Fridays I play golf!
     
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    good one!
     
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    Wow...thats crazy :)
     

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