"The Sodfather"

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  1. SongofJoy57

    SongofJoy57 In Flower

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    Episode 7: While serving in prison, Vincent Gambinelli receives a sad letter from his aging papa:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over..? I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
    Love, Papa

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Vinnie


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

    Love you,

    Vinnie
     
  2. TheBip

    TheBip Young Pine

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    lmao I love that joke
     
  3. daisybeans

    daisybeans Hardy Maple

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    Me Too!
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I'll third that!! :D :D
     



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  5. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Me too SongofJoy.I wonder if I have anyone in prison.Lol LOl:)
     
  6. cherylad

    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    too funny!
     

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