Ah, that reminds me of the time we had a garden club visiting the house and garden. They saw the herbs hanging to dry, and one lady asked me if I was a witch. I asked her if she wanted to find out, and she was very silent for the rest of the garden tour!
Jane, you just keep on surprising. That woman must have had you confused with some fly - by - night - gardener. Honestly...the nerve of some people!