So, this little pig went to the restaurant to get dinner and ordered 7 glasses of water. When the waiter remarked how much water that was he said "Don't you know who I am?.... I am the little pig who went wee wee all the way home".
I thought it was pretty cute. I had Blood Mobile canteen yesterday and that was one of the cute little jokes one of the regulars told me when I was plying him to drink some water...