Like Eileen I couldn't resist this one. Was just to funny Tickle Me Elmo > >There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me > >Elmos toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > >Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports > >her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > > > >The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel > >Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about > >the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole > >line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. > > > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so > >the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line > >is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor > >and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena > >surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red > >fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as > >she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins > >to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. > > > > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. > >After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches > >Lena. I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but > >I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." > > > > > >Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
