?? TOUGH LIFE ??

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical
    needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is
    not required to do any upkeep..
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever..
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me .............

    OMG! I think my dog is a member of congress!
     
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  3. donm

    donm In Flower

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    So true.

    Don
     
  4. carolyn

    carolyn Strong Ash

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    Oh, Henry! that was funny!
     
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  6. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt023 Nice one!! I think I'll come back as a dog next time around.
     
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    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    :D :D :D That is so funny. At least your dog shows you that they appreciate what you do for them. I'd like to see a congress man like your face for giving them the royal treatment. Even a thank you would be nice. But I think I am barking up the wrong tree. ;)
     
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    LOL! reality!
     

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