No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush you hair. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a TicTac. The best place to be when you're sad is in Grandma's lap.
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush you hair." OUCH!!!! I can still remember how it felt to get my hair brushed when mum was in a bad mood. REALLY PAINFUL. :'(
That is soooo true it was a lot simpler though when I was a child. Except gor having to dodge the dinosaurs on the way to school.
Dooley that is to true .I remember my pigtails being so tight (when she was upset at dad) my eyes were slanted back .Was also tough with the brush.I do think this is so funny .Brought back lots of memories.LOL
I learned never to sit on the grass wih your back to a maniacal cat. I've had an 'unstable' cat we had try to strangle me on several occasions
