-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? A. ME!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your jokes may have the 'groan' factor CK but I love to read them every day as they always make me smile. See ..... Keep 'em coming.
I love them!! My kids have those little joke books with tons of jokes like these and I could spend all day reading and giggling!!! Your first joke reminds me: Q. Why did the man keeps his bandaids in the fridge? A. Because he wanted cold cuts!
