Turkey questions (from humans, not turkeys)

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    What a chuckle that was.
    Thanks Jane.

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    "Wrap the turkey in a towel, stomp on it to break the bones and smoosh it into the pan."
    Now that sounds like a great idea to me. I really must try that the next time my turkey won't fit!! :smt120 :smt005:smt005
     
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    I love this one: Asked what state her turkey was in, the caller told the Talk-Line operator: “Florida.”

    And this one has to have an honorable mention too: Where’s the breast meat? Turn the bird over, the Talk-Line operator told the caller.
     
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    Oh my gosh. I guess you could say that those folks are bird brains. Not really, birds have more sense than they do.
     
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    How funny!! Is it possible that these people were new immigrants? Or maybe from extremely rich families that never entered the kitchen?
     
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    2ofus, that is a very kind take on why some of the questions were asked and it does you credit, but personally I think the turkey roasters were just clueless!
     

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