[info] Blondes With Hammers! A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the girls, Jamie, walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" Jamie said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" Jamie paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, she returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." [info Blondie's Pink Curtains! Blondie enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!" Blondie says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
Chuckle, Chuckle; you know, even though I chuckle and giggle over those kind of jokes, there is a certain sadness, too... There really are people who are that ignorant...... Hank
