I've done lots of rather silly things in my life. Most of them I laugh at now, but I did not at the time. Anyway, I won't be doing any of the below mentioned things again, so anybody in need of tips are welcome to them: - Never wear a national costume in a place with lots of tourists. Your cheeks will hurt from smiling after half an hour. - Never appear in wedding dress where French or Spanish coaches are parked. 200 well-wish-kisses are at least 150 too many. - Never park an auto camper with a sun shade near a tourist attraction when it rains. Suddenly two coachfuls of Koreans use it for cover while photographing the scenery, and you're stuck there for the duration. - If you come off your horse whilst gallopping in the snow, do not stay down to make snow angels. It scares the heck out of your riding companions. - Never yell "YI-HAA" wilst gallopping around bends. Kindergarten children are very easily scared. - Never stand on tip-toe on top of the back of a rickety chair trying to get hold of band-aid from the top of the first-aid cupboard. You'll suddenly need a lot more than you thought. - Never shout sweet nonsensical words without checking if anybody else but the horses are there. - Never play "catch" with tame deer near a public road. Some drivers might end up in the ditch. Anybody else's experiences are warmly welcomed.
Very amusing, and all very good tips. Here are a few life lessons I've learned thus far: - Never take a bite of bubblegum flavored chapstick thinking perhaps it's real bubblegum. - Never attempt to teach yourself to work a manual car with a fence five feet in front of it. - Never shove your foot in an ice-fishing hole to "see" if it has frozen over. - Never allow baking soda and vinegar to have direct contact in a recipe that calls for both, it will result in much time spent in the restroom.
Love your Nevers Droopy and Redrose. Here are just a few of mine: - Never lean over the 10 foot pond in your garden to get that 'really great shot' of a dragonfly - the water is freezing believe me and tastes foul!! - Never apologise to a lamp post when you bump into it - other people think you're crazy. - Never shut the front door behind you when you're taking out rubbish to the bin. - Never take out rubbish without having your door key or a mobile 'phone with you.
