What children have learned!

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  1. Capt Kirk

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    * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
    * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

    * Never hold a hand vaccuum and a cat at the same time.

    * You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

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    * A cat doesn't always land on its feet. Especially if you throw it from a moving car.
     
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