What Do You Do All Day?

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A man came home from work and found his three
    children outside, still In their pajamas, playing in
    the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all
    around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
    front door to the house and there was no sign of the
    dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
    bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the
    throw rug was wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
    cartoon channel, and the fa mily r oom was strewn with
    toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
    food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was
    open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken
    glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
    was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
    toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
    He was worried she might be ill, or that something
    serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it
    made its way out the bathroom door.

    As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy
    soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
    toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
    smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
    still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a
    novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
    day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
    happened here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday
    when you come home from work and you ask me what in
    the world I do all day?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
     
  2. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    That's beautiful Eileen and so true I tell people all the time I haved a whole new respect for housewives since I became a house husband
     
  3. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Thats a perfect example how to show the hubby what a women does all day.
     
  4. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    I think I'll try that :smt081
     
  5. GardenFanantic

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    Wish I had thought of that years ago!!! :p
     

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