"What if?...." Game

Ok new game folks. Here's how it works:

Someone posts a "What if?..." question. For example -
Q: What if there was no gravity?
The next person answers the question and poses a new "What if?..." question -
A: I'd be investing in some heavier garden gnomes.
Q: What if the sea was pink?

Get it? Good, I'll start.

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Q: What if cows were smarter than humans?

 

A. All sports would be hilarious to watch.

Q. What if all money were made of chocolate?

 

A. I'd be dirt poor.


Q. What if husbands remembered our birthdays?

 

A. You'd be checking the weather forecast for flying pigs

Q. What if GardenStew.com went offline permanently?

 

A. He'd probably have his own reality show.

Q. What if watching paint dry was a sport?

 

A. I'd find out how fast I could run even with false knees!!!!!!

B. What if we found life on Mars?

 

A. We would move on to looking for life on Snickers.

Q. What if gnomes ruled the earth?

 

A. HELP!!!!!!!!!! We'd all be sitting in gardens fishing.

Q. What if we could all fly?

 

Mmmmmmmm, one can but dream :cry:

A. Ryanair and Quantas would be in the barnacle picking business.

Q. What if 1 + 1 = 3?

 

A. Money would last longer.

Q. What if we could speak to animals?

 

A. Toni would ask her squirrels visitors to politely shove off.

Q. What if we could eat rocks?