When you're having a Bad Day

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  1. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
    Try this out:

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchasea rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
    Now the fun part begins.
    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement:


    "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested

    and then sanitized."

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department atJohnson & Johnson.'


    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONEELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

    If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
    Maybe you should go and work
    for Johnson and Johnson!
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    OMG I'm soooo glad I don't work in the thermometer department of our Local Johnston and Johnston!! :smt120 I see the employees every day when we take the dog out and I'm sure I know the guy who tests them - he has this strange walk. :chuckle:
     
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    Well my wife calls me a particular word all the time. I just may have found my calling! :like:
     
  7. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    @LIcenter - I'm laughing MORE at your comment than the original joke! :) :) :)
     
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    Giggle!
     
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