Why I Love cell phone users..

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    Howdy, ya'll;
    Just a little anecdote about cell phone users (some of them) to tilt your tickle-box...
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    After a tiring day at work, a Male commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.

    As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him started talking on her phone.

    She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

    Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

    Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.
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    Love to all, Hank....
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :snicker::snicker:Oh how I'd love to do that sort of thing to some males on buses and trains!!
     
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    Oh man! That gives me all kinds of ideas. ;)
     

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