A farmer was out peddling strawberries door to door in town, and he came upon a fancy house, went up, and knocked on the door. A pretty woman came to the door, and he asked her if she would like to buy some strawberries. She told him to go around to the back door. So he took his wares to the back, and waited. When she opened up the door, she didn't have a stitch of clothes on. The farmer began to sniffle, then he broke down, and started to flat out squall tears. This surprised the woman, and she asked, " What in the world is the matter with you?" He drawled, " Well this has been one very bad year for me. . . first off, My only mule up and died, and this caused me to raise a puny crop. Then my barn burned down, my cow went dry, my little woman run off with the fertilizer salesman, and now it looks like I'm fixing to get snookered out of my strawberries!" :'(
