Wisdom, then and now

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    Howdy, Folks;
    Time for another chuckle????
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    The Tribal Wisdom of the Dakota Indian.......

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation
    to generation, says that,
    "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

    However, in corporate America, and especially in government
    agencies, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

    1. Buying a stronger whip.
    2. Changing riders.
    3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
    4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses.
    5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
    6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
    7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
    8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
    9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
    10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would
    improve the dead horse's performance.
    11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be
    fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes
    substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some
    other horses.
    12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
    And of course my favorite...........
    13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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    Jes' gigglin' along, Hank.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D I especially like 6, 11 and, of course, 13!! Thanks once again Hank. :kiss:
     

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