Women and Wine!

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    A heartfelt tribute:
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    WOMEN
    A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
    to live without fear and forget regret.
    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
    handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
    sexy, seductive and invincible... . . .
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    No wait..........
    Sorry.
    I'm thinking of wine. It's WINE that does all that stuff.
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    Never mind
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    Chuckle, chuckle,
    Love to all, Hank.....
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Awww and here I was nodding in agreement with every word too!! :D :D
     
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    Hank honey, as I sit here reading this with a glass of wine nearby, I keep thinking that somehow women and wine just go together!
    Often, living with some men makes a woman need a glass of wine, or two, or three . . . .
     
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