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  1. Tooty2shoes

    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    Policeman to driver after pulling them over: Why were you speeding?
    Driver: My brakes aren't working very well, so I wanted to get home before I had an accident. :rolleyes:
     
    Tooty2shoes, Aug 7, 2012
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    That's a good one (sounds like some of the drivers around here!).
     
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    That's just one of the bizarre excuses I'm sure the police hear every day!! :D :D
     
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