You couldn't make it up could you?

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
     
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  3. gardengater

    gardengater Young Pine

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    That's absolutely outrageously funny. Thanks Eileen, I needed that.
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    You're right Eileen, you couldn't make it up. Very funny :D
     
  5. unicorn2564

    unicorn2564 Seedling

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    Hey ..why in the world would that dumb lighthouse oporator not tell them he was a light house in the first place. Could of saved time and anger.
     



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    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    ohhh geeez,,,,lol.
     
  7. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D Too funny!
     
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    ugh my bf tells me that joke when he wants to joke about how stupid us Americans are (hes Canadian) o_O
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Actually. you could make it up and someone did. According to Truth or Fiction.com, this is an old joke that has taken on the image of an urban legend. No truth to it at all.
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