Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up,...
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Classic's Eileen :D
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men...
There once was a girl called Lupin, Who kept her false leg in a big bin, On the day she got wed, She fell out of bed, And had to make dinner...
Wet, and a nice 10 Celsius...Can't last for long? :shock: Old ladies hit and poke people with them. :lol:
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear pants don't you? He said .. ....
A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that he would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to the exclusive St....
1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the...
Well how are you both...haven't seen you since um er...yesterday :D
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