3 Word Story

on tacky statues,

 

from people who

 

ate rotten tomatoes

 

and raw garlic

 

and drank sour

 

Gnome juice with

 

with little onions

 

while they discussed

 

to no end.

 

the merits of

 

apples or oranges

 

They finally decided

 

apples were best

 

and hurled some

 

At a bearded