A Joke or Two

Good one, Daniel.

 

That’s a good one, Pac.

 

Albert took over an old, run-down, abandoned allotment. The beds were overgrown with weeds, the shed was falling down, and the greenhouse was just a frame with broken glass.

During his first day of work, the vicar stopped by to bless Albert's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the allotment of your dreams!"

A few months later, the vicar stopped by again. Lo and behold, it was completely transformed. The shed had been expertly rebuilt, vegetables were growing in neat rows and the greenhouse had been re-glazed and was full of plump, ripe tomatoes.

"Amazing!" exclaimed the vicar. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

"Yes, reverend," said Albert, "but remember what the place was like when God was working it alone!"

 

Good one… reminds me of pi jokes.


What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?
Apple pi.

 

Question. What do you call a train that's covered in toffee?
Answer. A chew chew train.

 

Decaf coffee is like a hairless cat. It exists, but that doesn't make it right.

 

This might not translate across the pond, or other generations... apologies if that's the case.

 

Oh Daniel. We had to laugh so hard.

 

Question. What do you get when you cross a Christmas Santa with a duck?
Answer. A quack Christmas