A Joke or Two

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  1. Daniel W

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    (No punch line here. I couldn't think of one. Maybe, "Tired of Spam on your computer? How about ham?"
     
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    This is perfect! I keep laughing. Only a certain generation would get it... :whistling:
     
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    Good one….. spam/ham… what’s the difference? The term ‘ham’ was originally coined by SpamBayes sometime around 2001 and is currently defined and understood to be “E-mail that is generally desired and isn’t spam.”

    Desired? You may be saying to yourself “I do not desire this mail; how is this ham and why am I getting it? “ The answer is you requested it.

    If anyone gets a message from me saying it’s canned meat, don’t open it it’s spam.


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    @Logan isn’t that the truth…:smt081
     
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    Yes that's right :smt081
     
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