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Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Logan, Jan 13, 2024.

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  1. Pacnorwest

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    Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!
     
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    Thank goodness I'm safe!
     
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    Ok last one..... must attack my ' To do' list :D.

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    At the olympics - The IronMan competition.

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    Time for me to start a balanced diet. A taco in each hand.
     
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    What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
     
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    Alligators can live up to 80 years. Which is why there's a good chance they really will see you later.

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    Daniel I have to add ironman is the funniest cartoon I’ve ever seen.


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    DEER TICK WARNING!

    If someone comes to your front door, saying they are checking for deer ticks due to the hot weather, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms in the air...

    DO NOT DO IT!

    THIS IS A SCAM!

    (I wish I'd seen this yesterday. I feel so stupid...)
     
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    Daniel …OMG… :smt043:smt081
     
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