A Joke or Two

I hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn't listening and then have to start all over. How rude!

 

It's diarrhea awareness week. Runs to Saturday.

 

Marlin—That one made my sides ache.

 

In a span of 11 years, 115 people died in weight lifting accidents at a gym.
In 11 years, only one person died of eating a doughnut.
Make good choices.

 

After the zucchini hunt.

 

Not sure this can be called a joke. It's an interesting illusion.

 

Yeap! I knew it just as I thought. They are setting up camp in the garden /pastures again. I’m getting out the defense gadgets of mass destruction.

 

That poor dog! Looks like it has indigestion. Plus "I couldn't help it! I'm part Lab. Our stomachs are always in command. Please forgive me!

 

funny so true , every dogs dream left in a car full of food.