A Joke or Two

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  1. Doghouse Riley

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    I can remember when I first saw a coloured phone with a "curly cord."


    It was on a jazz album I bought in 1958

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    If you ordered a phone from the GPO back then, it would be black and no "curly cord."
     
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    The telephones in the 40’s early 50’s were just black and plain old ugly. Thank goodness for color.
    Vintage color telephones came out in the1950’s …. Oh boy now I feel ancient.. well I actually am .:rolleyes:
    From dial to push buttons. My first cellular phone was as heavy as a brick & as big as one . EARLY 90’S.

    https://www.collectorsweekly.com/telephones/princess

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    Ann Margaret was a big star in the 60’s - 80’s. Sound track from one of her first movies.
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    Dogs lick us because there are bones inside humans, and they want bones.
     
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    I've reached the age where "I probably shouldn't say that" has become "What the heck, let's see what happens."
     
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    Haha, good one, Loggie.

    Marlin— that made me smile.
     
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    This happened this morning, no joke.
    When we called our friend on his birthday, he didn’t answer the phone (he was in a store), so when our phone rang a few minutes later we knew it was him and we answered with singing Happy Birthday. It stayed quiet a little while and then: “Good morning, this is the optician, your glasses are ready”.

    Us— “Ehmmm, sorry we expected someone else”.
     
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    Pac— Cackle
     
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    If I did that, I would be in SO much trouble.
     
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    Every time I try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Thanksgiving, or Tuesday and it ruins it for me.
     
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    Ha ha ha. Oh Marlin, you just won’t do.
     
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