A Joke or Two

I didn't think that you would blush like that Sjoerd.

 

Heh, heh, heh. I’m bashful, y’know.

 

Ahh, I'm unlucky I was just looking for uncrushed crushed tomatoes haha

 

You make me cackle.

 

Sign recently seen in a library, "Large print audio books."

 

LOL.
That's almost close to a big sign I saw at the University clinic in the restroom: "Recycled Water. Do not drink out of toilets or urinals"

 

Haha…Loggie what are you like.

 

Or 4. "We've been having a lot of problems with Steve chasing squirrels in the neighbor's yard".

Or 5. "I forgot to bring the #2 bag yesterday when I was walking Stephanie. The neighbors yelled at me".

I wanted to name my dog "Shark" so when I took him to the beach to play, I could call him. "Shark! Shark". But I didn't.

My dad always mixed my name up with his dog "Charlie". People would get confused when he said things like "Daniel was sick, so we took him to the vet" or "We took Daniel to the vet for his rabies shot". and worse ( and more sad than funny) when he told people that Daniel had died. These are true stories.

 

Funny ones, Daniel.

 

That's great Daniel.

 

This mixing up of names, reminded me of my teenage years. When it came to the name of my current girlfriend, if I brought them to our home, my dad was always "one name behind."

 

I do that sometimes now too. Rarely. Mostly, I call my dog Rufus by his predecessor's name, which was Charlie like my dad's dog. I catch myself before I finish the name.