Dendrophobia - Fear of Trees!?!

If "Karen" chopped all her trees down completely, then she'll only be left with her long suffering husband to abuse.

I think he'll commit sucide within the first week...



Anyhow, that's Dendrophobia, (believe it or not).

 

I wish I knew what she says about you, just for the laugh. Those trees are very beautiful normally.

 

Ever since I sent them a legal notice through my lawyer's office - Both she and her husband are now afraid to even make eye contact with me...

Don't exactly know what she says or thinks about me, (but one should be able to imagine). However I can tell you what I think of her and her entire family. I really believe that something is seriously wrong with them. Her husband is a total wet noodle type of a yes-man, (might as well have a rape whistle hanging around his neck). He works in a petrochemical company, while "Karen" is a full-time stay at home drama-queen type of a housewife. Who's only purpose in life is screaming at her servants.

She hardly ever goes out anywhere, only a few time did I ever seen her drive. However here too, she doesn't actually drive, but instead crawls on the road, (probably afraid that the sky might fall if she drove at normal speed like everybody else).

Their children too are complete wimps, who don't go out anywhere, nor do they mix with any other children of the neighborhood. I once saw them at the nearby supermarket trying to cross the street, (not the main street, but just a service road). And I swear they were terrified. Obviously their kids too are victims of arrested development, with hardly any exposure to the outside world - I mean it's only a 20 feet wide road, where it is impossible for any other car to speed. So just look in both directions and then cross the road and walk to your car. But I swear to you, those 2 kids (who are in their early teens) were absolutely terrified...

In the entire neighborhood, she and her household is a never ending joke. Nobody really likes them, as there now isn't anyone left who "Karen" hasn't irritated at one point or another.

Practically every month, (and sometimes twice a month), there is always a screaming contest between "Karen" and one of her servants. At the end of which either the laundry lady quits, or the gardener, or the driver, or some other hired domestic worker... Her long suffering husband then later tries to apologize to the servants, and begs them to come back to work. But as far as I know, he hasn't ever been successful... Anyway these fired servants then get hired by some other house in the neighborhood. So that's how the inside stories of "Karen" and her insanity driven antics always leaks out.



In a lot of ways, she is EXACTLY like this woman in the video below.

 

THAT ladies and gentlemen, is what insanity looks like... Dendrophobia to be exact, (a fear of big trees).

Welcome to this crazy Karen's World!