Does anyone here not know what they are doing besides me?

That looks a lot like my plant except your stems are thicker than mine! Mine currently gets indirect sunlight outside on my porch but is doing so much better outside rather than in the house. I will put it out in the sunlight to enjoy until it starts to get cool. Thanks for the information!

 

Glad to share info, I've had this plant since the 80's. Be careful going to a drastically increased amount of light, for this or any plant. Plants can sunburn, just like people, if their leaves (skin) aren't used to it. Over the course of a few weeks, gradually moving to a bit of direct early morning sun, or a bit of direct early evening, should make the leaves a bit more perky.