Hey diddle diddle the cat's on the fiddle He's taking everyone for a ride he's hidden away many bottles today but their whereabouts he won't confide.
Old mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard and found she was all out of gin so she said to her dog "Go out - get a job" or I'll put all your bones in the bin.
Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John Went to bed with his breeches on; One stocking off, and one stocking on, Oh how drunk was my son John!!!!
Eileen, you are on a roll! Here goes a round of mulberry wine, The mulberry wine, the mulberry wine... Here goes a round of mulberry wine, So early in the morning.
Fishes swim in water clear, Birds fly up into the air, Serpents creep along the ground and our menfolk drink the beer.
A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, M-hm, M-hm. A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, with a flask of whisky by his side, M-hm, M-hm. He rode up to Miss Mousie's door, M-hm, M-hm, He rode up to Miss Mousie's door, but she hid from sight as she'd done before M-hm, M-hm.
Hickety, pickety, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen; Some filled with vodka some with rum some with sherry for all who come.
Gorgie Porgie puddin' and pie Drank some rum and it made him high, When the boys came out to play Gorgie Porgie hid in the hay.
I saw a birdy in the sky The birdy pooped right in my eye But I'm a big boy, I don't cry I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horses And all the King's men Had scrambled eggs For breakfast again
