I have heard of "road pizza", but I reckon I woulda bin "wall pizza" then, right? .....so then, there I wuz, sent out by the WestFries Culinary Network to do a piece on the North American kitchen and their holiday cooking habits and favourites...minding my own business, mind you. I was embedded you see--the most actual type of journalism. Embedded...ahm, it gives the term a whole new meaning now that I have bin swa'ed innit.