Holiday Funny’s

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  1. Melody Mc.

    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    Oh My Pac...I howled at the costume video. I thought I was done when the wee Santas walked up to get a cookie, but when the reindeer enjoyed their carrots I was done!

    I've forwarded that one to my kids. Thanks for the much needed laugh Friend. That was great. :)
     
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  2. Pacnorwest

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    Melody Your very welcome. :flower:
     
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    Weather Holiday funnies… 530861CF-75DB-46FB-AF06-DECAC270B647.jpeg F0084E3D-DAFF-4B0A-A8E9-8DE72E2DF490.jpeg BB8038A8-C019-46C1-B34D-239BAFD0F5ED.jpeg
     
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    My new favorite Christmas song.
     
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  5. Pacnorwest

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    Mr. Grinch… heavy base guitar and base voice… Good one. “Your brain is full of spiders…” Ur A sly one you got termites in your smile…” luv it .. reminds me of the Heavy metal days … your heart is full of rotten sausage…
     
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    Okay...snow flake farting also went to the kids. :)
     
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  7. Pacnorwest

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    Happy New Years jokes..


    • Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Abby." "Abby who?" "Abby New Year!"
    • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for the ball to drop all day!"
    • "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Razor." "Razor who?" "Razor glass to toast the new year!"
    • "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Hippy." "Hippy who?" "Hippy New year’s dude.
    • Year's,"Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Sip." "Sip who?" "Sip, sip, hooray for New Year's!
    • 9999A39B-B7C5-4D4D-BD10-A8C2F6DB63A4.jpeg "Knock, Knock!""Who's there?" "Woo." "Woo who?" "Calm down, the ball hasn't dropped yet!
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Great ones, Pac. We do not get knock-knock jokes here which is a pity, for I find them comical.
    Good posting, you two are a nice-looking couple.
     
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  9. Pacnorwest

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    Sjoerd…one for you.
    Knock knock … Who’s there? Sjoerd….Sjoerd who? Sjoerd doorbells not working.
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    One for you then Pac—

    knock-knock
    Who’s there?
    Baby Owl.
    Baby Owl whoo?
    Baby, Owl see you later.
     
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  11. Pacnorwest

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    Good one..

    knock…knock..Who’s there ? Lettuce … lettuce who? Let us in!
     
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    One more then, and then my KK database is finished. I just can’t remember the ones that I have heard years ago.

    knock-knock— who’s there
    Orange—- orange who?
    Orange you glad you found GardenStew?
     
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  13. Pacnorwest

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    OK that one was worth a few giggles..:wobble:
     
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