You promised that you wouldn't show any one my feet. Don't tell them about the golden eggs I been laying!
Oh!! The plot thickens...fodder for the tabloids: web feet, golden eggs, speaks duck. I can't wait to get to the checkout counter at my local supermarket. Jerry
No need to go to the supermarket Jerry. CK lays free range, organic golden eggs. He even builds himself a nest to keep them warm!!
Oh WOW!! Eileen, you have all the latest info on CK. Those 24 carat eggs are a nice retirement feature. Gives a new meaning to a retirement nest egg. Free range, organic too. This just keeps getting better and better. Do you think anyone else knows? Jerry
Nah no chance. I'm good at keeping secrets so there's only the three of us know. Now don't you go telling anyone Jerry or CK might slap you with one of those feet!!
They are saying dry and sunny for the next 6 days! We will also have some wind which should help dry out the ground quicker .