It won't be long Polly, just a little more patience. Melissa, when we first started gardening we couldn't pronounce most of these names either, heck I still can't pronounce a lot of them. Gardening is visual, just plant what you like. Of course, it is a good idea to research it a little to see if it will grow in your area.
Husbands are so cute when they are hyperventilating. Randy has so much trouble breathing at the garden center check out counter that he usually just shrugs his shoulders and hands over the debit card.