Yesterday I found a wedge from a tree! And I know what to do with it too. I'm going to make a marker: "Here lies my Bad Conscience - RIP".
I to like the Dragon saying. Dragons are a favorite of mine. I would love to have one of those dragaon statues in my garden which looks like it is swimming in and out of the soil. I like all the saying everyone else is coming up with to. My Mom has a plaque hanging in her house that says; Welcome to my home, just don't touch anything. It comes from that grouchy old lady cartoon. Right off hand I can't remember her name.
Those look like they were fun to make. Are some in your garden already? I'll bet that you could sell those at a boot sale, or one of those markets like Dooley goes to. Nice work, Toni.