Richard and I were behind the barn but we weren't passed out ........... we found these delicious mushrooms.
Cheez!! I go out for one little minute and you little stinkers start the party without me. Richard sent me out to pick up "something herbal" so I just got back from the tea store . Someone pour me a brew and pass the 'shrooms.
You have something herbal??? Hmmm, might it go well with the 'shrooms? Just where is Richard anyway, no, not yours, Sharons. Last we heard, he was behind the barn with Eileen. Pete and Glenda were on their way there to join them. Frank was tapping another keg.
Richard is happily swinging from the barn rafters singing the birdie song!!! He says he won't come down unless we feed him some corn.
Sharon's Richard is the very Richard who sent me out for something herbal, tell him I'm back and maybe he'll come down from the rafters. Hopefully the "tea" will go very nicely with the mushrooms. 8)
And I thought there was a second Richard around here. Better go get my tinfoil hat. Uh oh, Richard has it on his head and he is still on the rafters talking about someone coming to take him away.
Oh my, there's no talking sense to him when he gets this way, is there? Two Richards?? Ye Gawds! Perish the thought!
Oh my Lord ,Not again.Someone get the net oops wrong one Oh well turn it the other way and catch him .You should have known not to trust him for long enough to go get the tea Zuzu.
