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Wrestling with a rose

Category: Flower gardens | Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:13 pm

As I mentioned on "My Garden" I spent yesterday afternoon wrestling with a rose. I think the rose won.
There is a very large (6' tall, almost as wide) rose bush in back of the manse at the church up the road. Last fall when I went to get cuttings, I noticed a lot of dead wood on the rose, and it was covered with bindweed.
Never one to leave well enough alone, I asked permission to prune and refresh the bush. The congregation knows a sucker when they see one, so I quickly got permission.
I should have sold tickets to the performance! First I put on my heaviest gloves and started pulling bindweed off. That was when I found my gloves weren't really all that heavy. I put a pair of my husband's gloves over mine--that kept the bleeding to a minimum.
Then I got my long-handled loppers and attacked some of the bigger dead branches. They attacked right back.
After I managed to wrestle the branches out of the rose bush and pick the thorns, leaves, and heaven-knows-what out of my hair, I decided to wear a hat. The next challenge was to wrestle my hat out of the rose bush where some thorns were holding on to it for dear life. Who knew roses were fashionistas?
Finally I got down to cutting away the dead tips and de-suckering the bush (and no, that doesn't mean that this sucker was leaving!). I managed pretty well since I had on long sleeves, and I'm likely to heal up in a week or two.
By this time I had a pickup truck loaded with debris, all of it thorny and none of it willing to stay in place. I had a tarp, so I tied that over the bed of the truck to hold everything until I could get home to our burn pile. Have you ever tried to get a tarp OFF a load of thorny stems? It takes a while and it is not fun!
When my husband got home and saw my scratches, band-aids, and generally tuckered appearance, he said, "Oh, you got at that rose bush. Who won?"


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Comments

 

eileen wrote on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:08 pm:


WOW that was a battle and a half wasn't it?
Sorry to say that your tale made me giggle when I read it. I could just imagine that bush grabbing your hat while you wrestled with it. Nice to know that you, eventually, won the war of the roses!!

I'm sure




 

toni wrote on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:21 pm:


I have never had one grab onto my hat but that's about the only part of me they don't sink their thorns into when I trim them back every fall.

Get a pair of Mechanix Gloves, the thorns will stick to them but don't go through to the skin.




 

cherylad wrote on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:33 pm:


Bet the rose bush did appreciate the attention... even though it didn't show it at the time!




 

Netty wrote on Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:26 pm:


I feel your pain, I really do!
There are 16 vigorous Rose bushes at work that I pruned last year. I wore a heavy rain coat and thick gloves and still left that garden bleeding! Most of the wounds healed quickly, except for a couple that still had thorns in them ;)




chihuahua mama wrote on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:16 am:


you have a flair for writing! I felt like I was there and I must admit, I wouldn't have been able to not laugh. We've all tackled thorny, clingy roses, or the dreaded blackberry bushes. Hope you continue to blog about your adventures!





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